The Amber Show!

[Amber Heard]

THIS IS THE AMBER SHOW! DO DO DO DO DO! Hey I am Amber and welcome to the Amber show!!(Bad Girls Club 3 if anyone wants to know where I got this from)

Alright so I recently got 3rd place in all stars as Isabel. It kind of feels like a slap on the face knowing the two other girls tied. But whatever I am back and BETTER THAN EVER!

I always wanted to play as Amber Heard in a model game but just never got the chance, so I decided why not now! Going into the first photoshoot, I knew water was for me. Once I saw picture of Amber with the water. I knew this was my photo. Getting first call out in the first week is bittersweet. Its a great way to start but now I have to beat that each week. So I need to work my ass off in this weeks task.

Doing months and season task are really hard for me. I mean you can always play it safe and just pick August and have your picture be you at the beach. But you need to take risks and risks that are going to pay off. I wanted to have October first since Amber has done a couple of horror movies I was sure I would of found the perfect October picture. But I someone took it, so I took Feb! Once I saw the vintage, old hollywood picture of Amber and her man I knew this was it.

I can only hope for the best, by the way some of the judges were talking I might get a high score but is it high enough to get first call out again? Wish me luck!

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[Mandy Moore]

Sept 8, 2011 2:27:05 GMT -5 Amber Heard said:

It kind of feels like a slap on the face knowing the two other girls tied.

Imagine how we felt.
(Pretty awesome, actually.)

Getting first call out in the first week is bittersweet. Its a great way to start but now I have to beat that each week.

Interesting. So why do you think you need to beat that?

[Amber Heard]

THIS IS THE AMBER SHOW! DO DO DO DO DO!

Getting first call out in the first week is bittersweet. Its a great way to start but now I have to beat that each week.

Interesting. So why do you think you need to beat that?

Well it just happened, I dropped about 4 spots I think. So I need to keep going above and beyone and beat these other girls. So for like Evan for example, the bitch took a tumble round 1 and now she improved so much, so she got it easy if you ask me.

Anyways, I decided I would talk about the other girls and my opinions about them.

Lets start with the first redemption island battle.

VS

If Jennifer Love Hewitt loses to reality star Jenna, she should just never play a model game ever. Seriously I bet you JLove has tons of photos compared to Jenna. I personally think whoever pick Jenna has no chance at winning at all.

Lets see the other girls....








Lea Lea Lea, well I hate Rachel on Glee and her nose. I think Lea will struggle in a photo shoot about being sexy. I have seen her GQ photoshoot, she looks horrible. Her nose is going to do big on her not doing well in a couple challenges.




Camilla played as Paris when I was Isabel. As Hayden when I was Chace, so I like him/her. But I knew from sign ups she will be my biggest threat. I have my fingers cross this bitch takes a tumble soon.



Not a fan of Taylors music at all. Taylor reminds me of Emma from AS. I have a feeling she will make it far but not farther then me.





Okay just because you took a risk taking the Black Swan role and got you an oscar doesnt mean the same here girl. Seriously a red carpet picture? I really think she picks her picture when shes high. I have seen other Natalie photos and they are great but it seems like this Natalie doesn't know which pictures to pick.



Well I just joined a model game as Olivia so this will be interesting. I think shes gorg but I think I can beat her. She doesn't seem to have much going on right now.



I love Evan's movies and her work on True Blood. But I will gladly kick her ass here. I think Evan will be the type who does bad 1 week the next week she does good. But it goes back and fourth. Like 1 week she does well and the other she does bad. So I see her maybe final 6?



Okay girl what is up with your last two photos?! I think she can do so much better but like I said about someone else. Shes not picking the right photo. But she has a lot to pick from.



Its so funny I was considering to pick Lily instead of Amber. By the way Lily has done so far Im shocked. I thought she would be getting top photos so far. So I am still looking out for her because I think she will do really well soon. Love them eyebrows!



Who? JK! Well seems like an asian cannot win a cycle. I think this will be no different. I do think though she will make it far but I don't see her winning.




OMG! I forgot all about Sandra! She has been invis to me. But same thing I said about Lily. I think one round she will do really well but I think she will take a tumble. I see her making it till final 7.




Oh would you look who it is!!! Its Amber! I think she will do very well. Hopefully makes it to the red carpet round! Right now I am looking for a big makeover. Either going dark or cutting the hair short. We will have to wait and see. For the photo shoot I want to go high fashion, like I did with Isabel BUT BETTER!

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[Mandy Moore]

Taylor reminds me of Emma from AS.

That a plus or a minus?

[Amber Heard]

Sept 9, 2011 12:56:04 GMT -5 Mandy Moore said:

Taylor reminds me of Emma from AS.

That a plus or a minus?

Im talking about Emma W, but I mean I guess its good since she sort of won in a way.

[Mandy Moore]

Interesting. What about Taylor reminds you of Emma?

[Amber Heard]

Sept 10, 2011 0:31:23 GMT -5 Mandy Moore said:

Interesting. What about Taylor reminds you of Emma?

I have this feeling she is going to just come out of nowhere as a big threat just like Emma did. But I could be wrong since Taylor has a horse face!

[Amber Heard]

THIS IS THE AMBER SHOW! DO DO DO DO DO! Hey I am Amber and welcome to the Amber show!!

Hey guys!!! OMG great news!! I got second call out!!! WOOOH!!! I am so happy right now and I plan to get first next round. So I totally made a blonde moment by sending the wrong size for the reward challenge. I think I could of won it actually which blows but whatever.

As for this weeks task "Love" I am actually worried at little. Because clearly everyone is going to send in a photo with a guy model in the picture. A couple rounds ago I just submitted a picture with a male model and I only have 1 photoshoot with a male model in it. So I am going to be sending in the same type of photo I did with the Cal round.

Alright so I posted my photo and I am already get shit because its the same male model. Oh hell no! It is a different outfit at least! So I hope I this won't get me in the bottom. Because I love this photo.

Right now Camilla seems to be my biggest threat. But like I said I see Taylor coming out of nowhere and just getting good pics and good pics. I think Sandra and Lea are DONE! They to me are the weakest out of everyone. Oh and thank god Jennifer beat Jenna. lol whoever joined as Jenna is a moron because did you honestly think you could win? Playing as a reality star? please

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[Amber Heard]

THIS IS THE AMBER SHOW! DO DO DO DO DO! Hey I am Amber and welcome to the Amber show!!

Well like the gif says, FUCK THE PAIN AWAY! OMG I am super stressed out right now. I hate duo or team or group challenges like this. I hate having to depend on other people in games like this. Worst thing is that I am with Zhang! We have nothing in common so I have no idea what the hell we are going to do.

The best thing is she pms me saying "I don't like to use my aim, so I prefer if we just pm each other." Aim is way easier but whatever. I need to put up a fake face right now. Best thing is her fucking fansite is NOT IN ENGLISH! Its so hard to figure out where her pictures are and which is which.

We haven't figured out a task. I want to do something with race or something that shows were both different. Amber and Zhang are very different and have different pictures. I mean come on now shes been in the bottom so many times. And I have been on top. (Not just with my photos ) Anyways right now I plan to just look look look oh and LOOK! I have a lot of ideas but I need both pictures to work.


Wish me luck!


Alright so even though I am not the biggest fan of Ziyi, we sort of are working well together. When I say that I mean she lets me take control. I picked the task and pictures for us. All she has to do is smile. I wanted to do something different, well every challenge like this where we pick our own theme I always want something fresh and new. Last season I picked decades for my group theme.

With what the judges say, it does not sound like were getting first call out but I have to hope its enough to keep me another round. Challenges like these are tough to judge on because everyone has a different theme but I am hoping me picking something different helps me. I am counting on that.

Also I had to tell Brody and Tom off at the panel. I cannot believe they said I look like JC Penny model!!! I was very insulted. I want a sorry from the both of them ASAP!

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[Amber Heard]

UPDATED!

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Well right now I am pissed off. I will beat Sandra and whoever comes my way. Because I will pull a Matt from Survivor and fight my way back into this game. So no one has seen the last of me.

[Amber Heard]

OMG OMG OMG!!! I just beat Sandra. It feels really good but now I am battling two girls right now. I need to make sure I have the best photo this week. I want to be back so bad. I think I was robbed.